The List
Since it took me almost five full months to finish a list of forty hotties (a record, I’d say), I thought I should do a public service and recap. How else would you relive the glory and marvel at my fabulous taste?
Or throw your hands in the air and complain anew.
So, here it is, the list from 40 through 1.
Enjoy.
Or don’t.
39. Bebe Neuwirth 
37. Eva La Rue 
36. Julianne Moore 
35. Nigella Lawson 
34. Emmylou Harris 
33. Julie Strain 
32. Cindy Crawford 
31. Helen Mirren 
30. Lynda Carter 
29. Mariska Hargitay 
28. Monica Bellucci 
27. Meredith Brooks 
26. Rene Russo 
25. Alicia Coppola 
24. Linda Eder 
23. Sandra Bullock 
22. Felicity Huffman 
21. Vanessa Williams 
20. Sandra Bernhard 
19. Lauren Graham 
18. Salma Hayek 
17. Lena Olin 
16. Deidre Hall 
15. Paige Turco 
14. Jaclyn Smith 
13. Halle Berry 
12. Paula Marshall 
11. Marisa Tomei 
10. Constance Marie 
6. Kim Delaney 
5. Olga Tañon 
Everyone will likely have some issues with your order, but that’s neither here nor there.
But I can’t help but think it’s only because of an oversight that you’ve failed to put Diane Lane on your list. Surely you can’t mean that she doesn’t generate more heat than at least half of the women on your list.
This is your opportunity to re-think your position. She’s 44.