40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

Amnesia. Ninja Turtles. Trashy lingerie. (No really, that’s the name of the company.) Is there anything about Julie Strain that isn’t downright intriguing? Not to mention she’s the only porn star to make my list. From appearing as the judge on the Playboy series Sex Court to being the model for the comic book series…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….

I didn’t watch Big Shots, which was a good thing since it was callously cancelled, because that’s what ABC does. Though this does kind of make me wish that I had. That’s Paige Turco. She’s a hottie. She has been for quite some time. I do believe she will be for all of eternity. I…

She sings. She acts. She dances. She says things like this: “If you have to ask how to be sexy after 40, you probably can’t do it.” Ah, the wisdom of the ages. She’s Bebe Neuwirth, Broadway babe. Last year, Bebe became the first woman to have played both of Chicago’s merry murderesses, Velma and…

I don’t have much to say about Sandra Bullock. Here she is though. She is hot. And she is over forty. Therefore, as far as this list goes, she does belong. See, I feel as if, throughout her career, Sandra Bullock has had a difficult time deciding if she wants to be in good movies or bad…

There is some dispute over her birth year. Some sources say 1958. Some say 1961. Let me simplify. ’58 or ’61, 46 or 49… bitch is hot. So hot that when I went scouring for good pics, I didn’t even try to pick just one. We will forgive her Bride of Chucky for giving us…