40 Hotties Over 40: #28 Monica Bellucci (Age: 43)

She was hot when Mary Stuart Masterson wanted to jump her bones in Fried Green Tomatoes. She’s only gotten hotter. Mary-Louise Parker is one of those fabulous women who didn’t reach the full potential of her sex appeal until well into her thirties, which is quite alright. We know how to appreciate a babelicious woman…

Let the flaming begin. That’s right, Sandra Bernhard. I’ll say it again even. Sandra Bernhard. Is she hot in the traditional sense of the word? Does her beauty make one swoon upon sight? Perhaps not. But in many, considerably more important, ways, Sandra Bernhard is hotness personified. Talented, confident, brassy, courageous, and with twice the…

You know what I love most about this woman? She sings awesome, she’s sexy, and she is kind of a nerd. Seriously. She is. Her stage banter just screams, “love me, I’m a geek!” And I do. She also likes to wear long dresses with slits all the way up them, so when she’s performing,…

There are worse things to be known as for all of eternity than Lorelai Gilmore, even if those last couple seasons of Gilmore Girls were… um… er… uneven. But still, what a hot mama. She does seem a little bit spastic. She jumped off of furniture on Ellen’s talk show before Tom Cruise had his…

Kyra Sedgwick has gotten hotter and hotter and hotter. In her youth, I really didn’t find her all that. (Though, I admit, when she kneed Dennis Quaid in the nads in Something to Talk About, it did give me a little tickle in my heart.) Now, I find her all that and then some. And…

An honest admission… Wendy Crewson boils my innards like molten lava. It’s true. She is foxy and fabulous and her ability to go from vixen to frau and back again is unsurpassed. For our purposes, I’ve gone frau-free. But if you’ve seen Better Than Chocolate, you know that she can do frau like nobody’s business….