40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

She’s just so cute still. Does anyone remember way back in 1992 when Marisa Tomei won the Academy Award for My Cousin Vinny? A lot of people (critics & haters) were all up in arms about it, because apparently My Cousin Vinny wasn’t fancy pants enough to win an Oscar. Apparently no one who acted…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….

How dare you put Mariska this far down on your list? How could you?!? Actually, it was remarkably easy. First season SVU it would have been considerably more difficult. Now… not so much. Here she is doing her best look of utmost concern. She’s still hot, don’t get me wrong. She just isn’t as hot…

I love a woman who eats. I do. It’s sexy as hell. That may partially explain my great love for this woman. Well, that and the fact that she turns cooking into one of the most sexually suggestive activities ever. Nigella Lawson seriously loves to get her hands dirty, and she wears a completely naughty,…

She was hot when Mary Stuart Masterson wanted to jump her bones in Fried Green Tomatoes. She’s only gotten hotter. Mary-Louise Parker is one of those fabulous women who didn’t reach the full potential of her sex appeal until well into her thirties, which is quite alright. We know how to appreciate a babelicious woman…

Listen up, one of the first supermodels to ever walk the earth… …you owe my girlfriend a card, because without her you wouldn’t have made the list. You see, when I was still struggling to get to forty hot biotches, you were mentioned… not by me. I kind of railed against you, I’m not going…