40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

Let the flaming begin. That’s right, Sandra Bernhard. I’ll say it again even. Sandra Bernhard. Is she hot in the traditional sense of the word? Does her beauty make one swoon upon sight? Perhaps not. But in many, considerably more important, ways, Sandra Bernhard is hotness personified. Talented, confident, brassy, courageous, and with twice the…

Back when I was a wee lassie, when soap operas were raising me, and Days of Our Lives was like my religion, I admit Deidre Hall wasn’t my favorite hottie. In fact, she was relatively far down the hottie list. But I was young and the wisdom of age states that Deidre Hall is a…

In the 60s, aka “back in the day”, Catherine Deneuve was the quintessential big screen hottie. Newsflash: Catherine Deneuve is still hot. It’s possible she may have lost a little bit of luster, but some women have an awful lot of luster to lose. All the gods in all the heavens, just look at those…

Ha! Two in one day! I might finish this list before the year is out. Anyway, I trust that if there were an award to be handed out for the most “Who in the hell is that?”s, Alicia Coppola would win hands down. If she hadn’t had a rather substantial role on Jericho, she’d still…

As we have reached this, the home stretch, be prepared for your socks to be knocked right off your feet. You have been warned… My, my, my. This is one babelicious chica. We’ll forgive the busy, slightly vertigo-inducing dress. Some sites claim she was born in ’69, but birth records prove ’65. Don’t fight it,…

Listen up, one of the first supermodels to ever walk the earth… …you owe my girlfriend a card, because without her you wouldn’t have made the list. You see, when I was still struggling to get to forty hot biotches, you were mentioned… not by me. I kind of railed against you, I’m not going…