40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

Listen up, one of the first supermodels to ever walk the earth… …you owe my girlfriend a card, because without her you wouldn’t have made the list. You see, when I was still struggling to get to forty hot biotches, you were mentioned… not by me. I kind of railed against you, I’m not going…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….

She’s just so cute still. Does anyone remember way back in 1992 when Marisa Tomei won the Academy Award for My Cousin Vinny? A lot of people (critics & haters) were all up in arms about it, because apparently My Cousin Vinny wasn’t fancy pants enough to win an Oscar. Apparently no one who acted…

You know what I love most about this woman? She sings awesome, she’s sexy, and she is kind of a nerd. Seriously. She is. Her stage banter just screams, “love me, I’m a geek!” And I do. She also likes to wear long dresses with slits all the way up them, so when she’s performing,…

For me, it started with Lethal Weapon 3. We’ll forgive her the Mel Gibson association. There’s this scene where Rene Russo and Mel Gibson are going back and forth showing each other their scars and I remember thinking, I wonder how fast we’re going to get all of those clothes off of her. Kidding. Kidding….

There is some dispute over her birth year. Some sources say 1958. Some say 1961. Let me simplify. ’58 or ’61, 46 or 49… bitch is hot. So hot that when I went scouring for good pics, I didn’t even try to pick just one. We will forgive her Bride of Chucky for giving us…