40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

Caliente in Ugly Betty. Mucho caliente in ¡¡Fuego, fuego!! And now with baby boobs! Okay, that was crude… but funny! And true! The hotness here seems pretty self-explanatory really, so let’s discuss Bandidas instead. If you are a fan of subtext, and there is a pretty good chance that you are if you frequent (for…

She’s the same age as my dad, and she’s the only person on this list that I can say with absolute certainty we both have a crush on. It’s because she’s a goddess. There I said it. Emmylou Harris… seriously, what a babe. And, as if it’s not enough to be way hot at age…

I love a woman who eats. I do. It’s sexy as hell. That may partially explain my great love for this woman. Well, that and the fact that she turns cooking into one of the most sexually suggestive activities ever. Nigella Lawson seriously loves to get her hands dirty, and she wears a completely naughty,…

This foxy woman has looked almost exactly the same for the last thirty years… and it’s been good the whole time. My love for her in the movie Clue is somewhat unnatural, though, now that I think about it, my intense love for the movie itself may be slightly unnatural. I heard a rumor that…

Amnesia. Ninja Turtles. Trashy lingerie. (No really, that’s the name of the company.) Is there anything about Julie Strain that isn’t downright intriguing? Not to mention she’s the only porn star to make my list. From appearing as the judge on the Playboy series Sex Court to being the model for the comic book series…

You know what I love most about this woman? She sings awesome, she’s sexy, and she is kind of a nerd. Seriously. She is. Her stage banter just screams, “love me, I’m a geek!” And I do. She also likes to wear long dresses with slits all the way up them, so when she’s performing,…