40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

I love a woman who eats. I do. It’s sexy as hell. That may partially explain my great love for this woman. Well, that and the fact that she turns cooking into one of the most sexually suggestive activities ever. Nigella Lawson seriously loves to get her hands dirty, and she wears a completely naughty,…

How dare you put Mariska this far down on your list? How could you?!? Actually, it was remarkably easy. First season SVU it would have been considerably more difficult. Now… not so much. Here she is doing her best look of utmost concern. She’s still hot, don’t get me wrong. She just isn’t as hot…

She’s the same age as my dad, and she’s the only person on this list that I can say with absolute certainty we both have a crush on. It’s because she’s a goddess. There I said it. Emmylou Harris… seriously, what a babe. And, as if it’s not enough to be way hot at age…

Since it took me almost five full months to finish a list of forty hotties (a record, I’d say), I thought I should do a public service and recap. How else would you relive the glory and marvel at my fabulous taste? Or throw your hands in the air and complain anew. So, here it…

I didn’t watch Big Shots, which was a good thing since it was callously cancelled, because that’s what ABC does. Though this does kind of make me wish that I had. That’s Paige Turco. She’s a hottie. She has been for quite some time. I do believe she will be for all of eternity. I…

She sings. She acts. She dances. She says things like this: “If you have to ask how to be sexy after 40, you probably can’t do it.” Ah, the wisdom of the ages. She’s Bebe Neuwirth, Broadway babe. Last year, Bebe became the first woman to have played both of Chicago’s merry murderesses, Velma and…