40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

I love a woman who eats. I do. It’s sexy as hell. That may partially explain my great love for this woman. Well, that and the fact that she turns cooking into one of the most sexually suggestive activities ever. Nigella Lawson seriously loves to get her hands dirty, and she wears a completely naughty,…

For me, it started with Lethal Weapon 3. We’ll forgive her the Mel Gibson association. There’s this scene where Rene Russo and Mel Gibson are going back and forth showing each other their scars and I remember thinking, I wonder how fast we’re going to get all of those clothes off of her. Kidding. Kidding….

Meredith Brooks is hands down my favorite hot rocker chic, at least she used to be… and for damn good reason. If you haven’t heard any Meredith Brooks music beyond “Bitch” and maybe “What Would Happen” you must make great effort to get your hands on Blurring the Edges, Deconstruction, and Bad Bad One, and…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….

She was hot when Mary Stuart Masterson wanted to jump her bones in Fried Green Tomatoes. She’s only gotten hotter. Mary-Louise Parker is one of those fabulous women who didn’t reach the full potential of her sex appeal until well into her thirties, which is quite alright. We know how to appreciate a babelicious woman…

There is some dispute over her birth year. Some sources say 1958. Some say 1961. Let me simplify. ’58 or ’61, 46 or 49… bitch is hot. So hot that when I went scouring for good pics, I didn’t even try to pick just one. We will forgive her Bride of Chucky for giving us…