40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

Amnesia. Ninja Turtles. Trashy lingerie. (No really, that’s the name of the company.) Is there anything about Julie Strain that isn’t downright intriguing? Not to mention she’s the only porn star to make my list. From appearing as the judge on the Playboy series Sex Court to being the model for the comic book series…

Okay, so I left number two hanging out there for like the longest time. All drama aside, I do apologize for that, and if it makes me a schmuck, well, then it does and there isn’t much that I can do about it now. But really, I mean, what to say? There is hotness and…

Caliente in Ugly Betty. Mucho caliente in ¡¡Fuego, fuego!! And now with baby boobs! Okay, that was crude… but funny! And true! The hotness here seems pretty self-explanatory really, so let’s discuss Bandidas instead. If you are a fan of subtext, and there is a pretty good chance that you are if you frequent (for…

As we have reached this, the home stretch, be prepared for your socks to be knocked right off your feet. You have been warned… My, my, my. This is one babelicious chica. We’ll forgive the busy, slightly vertigo-inducing dress. Some sites claim she was born in ’69, but birth records prove ’65. Don’t fight it,…

“There is nothing like a dame, nothin’ in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame” Indeed. And Dame Helen Mirren is damn hot. There is something utterly regal and classy about her. (As a regal and classy person myself, I respond to that. Heh.) She’s also uber-talented. Did…

In the 60s, aka “back in the day”, Catherine Deneuve was the quintessential big screen hottie. Newsflash: Catherine Deneuve is still hot. It’s possible she may have lost a little bit of luster, but some women have an awful lot of luster to lose. All the gods in all the heavens, just look at those…