40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

An honest admission… Wendy Crewson boils my innards like molten lava. It’s true. She is foxy and fabulous and her ability to go from vixen to frau and back again is unsurpassed. For our purposes, I’ve gone frau-free. But if you’ve seen Better Than Chocolate, you know that she can do frau like nobody’s business….

I know that there are a lot of Famke fans out there. After all, she’s had some seriously high profile roles, and what kind of sorry, screwed up individual could dislike Jean Grey? So, while I will agree to share her with the millions of other people who find her distractingly sexy, I do feel…

“There is nothing like a dame, nothin’ in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame” Indeed. And Dame Helen Mirren is damn hot. There is something utterly regal and classy about her. (As a regal and classy person myself, I respond to that. Heh.) She’s also uber-talented. Did…

I love a woman who eats. I do. It’s sexy as hell. That may partially explain my great love for this woman. Well, that and the fact that she turns cooking into one of the most sexually suggestive activities ever. Nigella Lawson seriously loves to get her hands dirty, and she wears a completely naughty,…

Okay, so I left number two hanging out there for like the longest time. All drama aside, I do apologize for that, and if it makes me a schmuck, well, then it does and there isn’t much that I can do about it now. But really, I mean, what to say? There is hotness and…

Let the flaming begin. That’s right, Sandra Bernhard. I’ll say it again even. Sandra Bernhard. Is she hot in the traditional sense of the word? Does her beauty make one swoon upon sight? Perhaps not. But in many, considerably more important, ways, Sandra Bernhard is hotness personified. Talented, confident, brassy, courageous, and with twice the…