40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

I remember it like it was yesterday. But it wasn’t. It was way back in the day when I had decent cable that included Telemundo and what was MTV Español at the time (now MTV Tres). Yes, it’s been that long since I have had decent cable. Don’t weep for me. I have found my…

Back when I was a wee lassie, when soap operas were raising me, and Days of Our Lives was like my religion, I admit Deidre Hall wasn’t my favorite hottie. In fact, she was relatively far down the hottie list. But I was young and the wisdom of age states that Deidre Hall is a…

Listen up, one of the first supermodels to ever walk the earth… …you owe my girlfriend a card, because without her you wouldn’t have made the list. You see, when I was still struggling to get to forty hot biotches, you were mentioned… not by me. I kind of railed against you, I’m not going…

Caliente in Ugly Betty. Mucho caliente in ¡¡Fuego, fuego!! And now with baby boobs! Okay, that was crude… but funny! And true! The hotness here seems pretty self-explanatory really, so let’s discuss Bandidas instead. If you are a fan of subtext, and there is a pretty good chance that you are if you frequent (for…

She’s the same age as my dad, and she’s the only person on this list that I can say with absolute certainty we both have a crush on. It’s because she’s a goddess. There I said it. Emmylou Harris… seriously, what a babe. And, as if it’s not enough to be way hot at age…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….