One Black Market Kidney for Laura Pausini Tix

I was planning to let this year expire before making the declaration that my idea of daily posts was a tragically failed experiment. At this point, though, I think it’s best to go ahead and call it. Kind of like forfeiting in the seventh when you’re down by ten runs. Which, apparently, can’t actually happen….

This many episodes from one subtextual moment to the next, and this is all we get? For shame! Well, I guess on with it then… SPOILERS. Yada yada yada. **************************************************************************************** Apparently, it was “spoiled” that there would be a surprising romance this week on Once Upon a Time. It wasn’t surprising. And we all knew…

Last week, after the airing of Once Upon a Time’s “Kansas,” I started my usual drill – put on the ole subtext goggles, re-watch, dissect, sigh at such wasted potential. As I started noting my thoughts – like how ridiculous it was that Regina was being tossed around again, or how Emma lost her magic…

I feel remiss in having left Sofía Vergara off my ‘actresses who didn’t make my list’ list.  And here’s why – If you have not seen Madea Goes to Jail, then you have not seen Sofía as T.T. Until I saw it myself, I never could have imagined it. It is glorious.

(a completely biased essay on femslashy goodness by Sensei Riley LaShea) Once upon a time, the cheese stood alone. And the cheese was Xena. In the time before Xena, there existed in the universe relatively dull substances that occasionally joined together in a union somewhat resembling femslash, but the emergence of girl/girl pairings like fire…