Pure Awesomeness x Deux =

We’ve just lost one of our best running jokes. “Have you seen my shoes?” “They’re in the closet… behind Chely.” Never fear, we have plenty of celebs left that we can drop into the void left behind by Chely’s coming out. I’m not naming names, but the first one sounds like Barishka. Chely Wright was…

Three weeks behind on Once Upon a Time recaps, which means: a) the subtext has been painfully non-existent b) the show has been so painful, I don’t want to relive it c) I’ve busy with more important things d) all of the above Answer: d, but mostly a (if there had been something truly worth…

– OR – If Emma and Regina Aren’t Endgame, I Don’t Know What the Once Staff is Writing – OR – I Ship These Ladies So Hard, Packing Peanuts Fear Me Well, it’s the end of another season of Once Upon a Time, and, once again, the season finale saw the forces of good and evil…