Official Smack Talk of the Holiday Season

It never fails. The newest Harry Potter movie comes out in theaters. I am severely disappointed by what they choose to leave in and what they choose to leave out. I pout about it for weeks. Then, the DVD gets released. I buy it the first day. I put it in the DVD player and…

Shawna said she was buying me a Mustang, red or blue with racing seats, and that we were no longer paying any bills we don’t like. I didn’t take the opposing side in either of these debates, because there are definitely a few bills I hold a grudge against and I desperately need a muscle…

– OR – Emma and Regina Bicker and Stand Near Each Other Looking Sexy **** YADA YADA SPOILERS **** Regardless of the fact that Pan has had more to do in the first two episodes than most of the core cast, I am still liking this team-search for Henry thing. Seriously, Emma and Regina are just…

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little misery. I’ve been told that I love this next special because it’s so sad most of the way through. It even has a title song with such uplifting lyrics as: “Nestor was a donkey who seldom laughed or played ‘Cause no one ever used him in the stable…