I Got Cheek-Kissed By an Italian!

– OR – The One Where Hook Outs Himself as a Creeper and Still Gets the Stamp of Parental Approval Mike Birbiglia has this classic joke. He talks about moving into a new apartment and having his bed loaded on the elevator when a woman gets on with him. The woman is relieved at seeing…

We were totally lovin’ on the post-Thanksgiving sales… online, of course, though we did make a mad dash out on Black Friday to pick up one gift we’d already bought for someone at a considerably lower price. The parking lot wasn’t even half full and we got in and out of the checkout line in…

Q: When is Sunday night like Saturday night? A: When Riley says she’ll try to get something done Saturday night. Get it? It’s a procrastination joke. So, first off, I made French toast for dinner. Two pieces of challah, loads of syrup. Nothing redeeming about it. Other than the fact that it was delicious. And…