I Got Cheek-Kissed By an Italian!

This isn’t just any copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant… This is my childhood copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant, procured not all that long ago from the few items that remain in my great aunt’s house. If you haven’t read The Saggy Baggy Elephant, this is your spoiler alert. I’m about to give away…

You know… spoilers. I’m just going to say it, this was a very confusing episode for me. Not because it had a shocking twist. Because as soon as Neal stumbled through the door of Gold’s shop, I felt like Spike in “The Weight of the World” <– Buffy reference. Neal is Gold. Gold’s Neal. They’re…

– OR – If Emma and Regina Aren’t Endgame, I Don’t Know What the Once Staff is Writing – OR – I Ship These Ladies So Hard, Packing Peanuts Fear Me Well, it’s the end of another season of Once Upon a Time, and, once again, the season finale saw the forces of good and evil…

I think I like drama. Then I’m given it, our bad girl backslides, and I’m like “Noooo! Don’t do iiiiitttttt!!!” Apparently, I only think I like drama when what I really like is a small window of pure happiness with prison smooches and a lengthy make out scene with intimate finger-sucking. Intimate finger-sucking! Thank you,…