I Got Cheek-Kissed By an Italian!

Shawna said she was buying me a Mustang, red or blue with racing seats, and that we were no longer paying any bills we don’t like. I didn’t take the opposing side in either of these debates, because there are definitely a few bills I hold a grudge against and I desperately need a muscle…

The black comedy. What a delicious combination. Fargo. Shaun of the Dead. Death at a Funeral. So I Married an Axe Murderer. Yes, So I Married an Axe Murderer. What can I say? I was young and impressionable and it stuck like spinach between my teeth. Plus, you’ve got to give a bump in watchability to…

I think I like drama. Then I’m given it, our bad girl backslides, and I’m like “Noooo! Don’t do iiiiitttttt!!!” Apparently, I only think I like drama when what I really like is a small window of pure happiness with prison smooches and a lengthy make out scene with intimate finger-sucking. Intimate finger-sucking! Thank you,…

I’m behind the times. Apparently this kid is becoming a YouTube sensation. But I don’t claim to be a YouTube peruser. I generally know what I’m looking for when I go there. I did happen upon this by chance though. Both impressive and adorable.