Ah, Redhead, How I Have Missed Thee

 – OR (if these were episodes of Friends) – The One Where Emma and Regina are Stronger Than Nature & The One With the Moment Emma Fell in Love with Regina My effort to get two books out in a short period has gotten me behind double, and probably a double-behind too, but sometimes one…

We’ve just lost one of our best running jokes. “Have you seen my shoes?” “They’re in the closet… behind Chely.” Never fear, we have plenty of celebs left that we can drop into the void left behind by Chely’s coming out. I’m not naming names, but the first one sounds like Barishka. Chely Wright was…

If-then statements. How awesome are they? Because they swing both ways. There’s your geometric, deductive-reasoning style ‘If (blank), then (blank)’, which is factual. As in – If all squares are boxes, and all boxes are black, then all squares are black. – OR – If all super-sexy dancers are Latinas, and all Latinas are hot,…