Ah, Redhead, How I Have Missed Thee

DISCLAIMER: This is about the musical The Color Purple. If you have managed to remain unspoiled on the details, don’t let me ruin it for you. Just go see it. ***** I did a thing a few weeks ago I have done a hundred times before. I sat down in the dark with a thousand strangers,…

I think I like drama. Then I’m given it, our bad girl backslides, and I’m like “Noooo! Don’t do iiiiitttttt!!!” Apparently, I only think I like drama when what I really like is a small window of pure happiness with prison smooches and a lengthy make out scene with intimate finger-sucking. Intimate finger-sucking! Thank you,…

You know those times when you laugh so hard for so long that you actually try to withhold your laughter because you are in so much physical pain? Your head aches, your jaws ache, your neck aches and your ribs feel like someone’s been using you as a boxing dummy. Isn’t that the best? Well,…