Snoopy’s Visit to Acid Land

Ah, Christmas – the time of year when television becomes somewhat worth watching on a regular basis. Because I don’t care what the cool kids think. Christmas specials rock the socks off we sensitive types. They are all so filled with hope and love to the point of being ridiculously cheesy. What can you do…

– OR – Emma and Regina Stop Pretending They’re Not Canon – OR – Henry Has Two Mommies In the unlikely case that one of you kickass individuals fails to read through the primary and secondary titles of this post to determine that it will, in fact, spoil the fuck out of the season premiere…

This isn’t just any copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant… This is my childhood copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant, procured not all that long ago from the few items that remain in my great aunt’s house. If you haven’t read The Saggy Baggy Elephant, this is your spoiler alert. I’m about to give away…

This many episodes from one subtextual moment to the next, and this is all we get? For shame! Well, I guess on with it then… SPOILERS. Yada yada yada. **************************************************************************************** Apparently, it was “spoiled” that there would be a surprising romance this week on Once Upon a Time. It wasn’t surprising. And we all knew…