Where in the F’in Hell Was Everybody?

I do believe this would be a pretty slick title for something other than this post, but I’m going to use it for this post and then we’ll see what happens. If you were stoned all weekend until the tippy-nippy-end of it, you might have missed Jodie Foster’s public coming out. Everyone else is dissecting…

– OR – Emma and Regina Bicker and Stand Near Each Other Looking Sexy **** YADA YADA SPOILERS **** Regardless of the fact that Pan has had more to do in the first two episodes than most of the core cast, I am still liking this team-search for Henry thing. Seriously, Emma and Regina are just…

You know those times in life when everything goes wrong and yet somehow turns out better than right? That, in a tasty synopsis-y package, is the tale of how I came to meet RuPaul on Thursday. It all began when The Vaudevillians had only a short stint in New York. Since we were already going…

– OR – When Product Placement Becomes Plot A few weeks ago, when Hook asked Emma how he was portrayed in mainstream media (you know, Disney movies), I really thought they’d hit rock bottom with the shameless plugging and nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness of it all. Then, they quoted just about every easily-recognizable song lyric from The…

This many episodes from one subtextual moment to the next, and this is all we get? For shame! Well, I guess on with it then… SPOILERS. Yada yada yada. **************************************************************************************** Apparently, it was “spoiled” that there would be a surprising romance this week on Once Upon a Time. It wasn’t surprising. And we all knew…