A Ditty Goes Sexy

Chocolate, chocolate, sweet decadent, melty-finger chocolate. What do I really need to say? Honestly, unless you have an allergy (my sincerest sympathies) or an abnormal palate, you already know the virtues of chocolate. Cocoa is simply one of the most precious commodities on earth. It’s one of those rare earthly substances that, when sweetened and solidified…

You know… spoilers. I’m just going to say it, this was a very confusing episode for me. Not because it had a shocking twist. Because as soon as Neal stumbled through the door of Gold’s shop, I felt like Spike in “The Weight of the World” <– Buffy reference. Neal is Gold. Gold’s Neal. They’re…

Three weeks behind on Once Upon a Time recaps, which means: a) the subtext has been painfully non-existent b) the show has been so painful, I don’t want to relive it c) I’ve busy with more important things d) all of the above Answer: d, but mostly a (if there had been something truly worth…

– OR – If Emma and Regina Aren’t Endgame, I Don’t Know What the Once Staff is Writing – OR – I Ship These Ladies So Hard, Packing Peanuts Fear Me Well, it’s the end of another season of Once Upon a Time, and, once again, the season finale saw the forces of good and evil…