You Know You’re…

Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.

On Thursday, the company where I’m working had their big Christmas luncheon. I skipped it for some priceless alone time with a working computer and silence. Ah, what I can accomplish in forty minutes without distraction. Then- They came back. My current co-workers started flooding in and my time came to an end. Immediately, one…

Here’s what I’m thinking. Waterboarding is very bad. Simulating drowning IS torture, no matter what our backward government has to say about it. So, then how are we supposed to get the terrorists to talk? I’ll tell you how. Implement the Dolphin Plank Pose. Here’s how it works. A small wooden board covers the ground….