When To Admit You Have a Problem


Calling someone “gainfully unemployed” (no, that’s not a typo), even when meant as an insult, is actually a compliment.
1 – It’s time to get out of the shower, but instead of drying off you just stand there with the towel wrapped around you wishing you’d never gotten in in the first place. 2 – You wake up having to pee in the middle of the night and really consider just peeing the bed….
Who knew that two random tweets back-to-back could say more than an entire spread in Newsweek? I never would have believed it… until tonight. Tweet 1 “‘I just want to say to the world: isn’t there any way you can get us food? Please, our babies are dying of hunger.’ ~a PK [Pakistan] flood-affected mom”…
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The women of my family crave coffee. It’s an entirely DNA-based hormonal thing, a need that will cause physical weakness and emotional anguish if it goes unfulfilled. I know this, and do not fight it.
Mmmmm, here I am at the coffee shop like every day, mostly working. Today I’m having an iced carmel latte, simple yet satisifing. Today I’m dedicating my daily coffee to you, Riley Lashea.
*tips cup in laptop’s direction.