This One’s For My Straight Boys


Outside the house that I grew up in, there was this massive tree, one of the biggest I’ve ever seen in a residential neighborhood. The roots of that tree were so strong that they were intrusive. The two squares of sidewalk nearest the tree’s base sat at a seventy-degree angle against the trunk, and the…
Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.
Calling someone “gainfully unemployed” (no, that’s not a typo), even when meant as an insult, is actually a compliment.
Nearly twenty years old, everybody dressed in late 80’s fashions, an overly dramatic happy ending, and Lean on Me still gives me goosebumps every time I see it. When Mr. Clark gives Sams the crack speech, when he tells Kid Ray he’ll be dead in a year, when the boys in the bathroom (which would…
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so what were you searching for?
You don’t believe me, do you?
I was actually just searching for a word for a website domain name and dictionary.com now does a little side bar of articles that are related to your search term. This article was the first one that came up on the list, and I felt utterly compelled to click on it. How could I not?
And, heading off your next question ;), the word was “stimulate” and, yes, I know what it means. I was actually on the thesaurus tab, seeking an ear-stroking synonym.
you’re so smart. that was my next question.
In a similar vein, you might be amused by this blog article on cunnilingus: http://revolos55.livejournal.com/220154.html
I can’t find the post in the original journal, since I found it second or third hand, but I was highly amused by it.