When Did All My Children Turn Into a Lesbian Lovefest?

Chocolate, chocolate, sweet decadent, melty-finger chocolate. What do I really need to say? Honestly, unless you have an allergy (my sincerest sympathies) or an abnormal palate, you already know the virtues of chocolate. Cocoa is simply one of the most precious commodities on earth. It’s one of those rare earthly substances that, when sweetened and solidified…

Last week, after the airing of Once Upon a Time’s “Kansas,” I started my usual drill – put on the ole subtext goggles, re-watch, dissect, sigh at such wasted potential. As I started noting my thoughts – like how ridiculous it was that Regina was being tossed around again, or how Emma lost her magic…

This is how I know for sure that there was no Rapture on Saturday. This woman is still on Earth – This is Aunt Mary. You can call her that. Everybody does. Aunt Mary is my great aunt on my dad’s side. She lived about two blocks over from us throughout my entire childhood and,…