Imaginary Bitches

– OR – When Product Placement Becomes Plot A few weeks ago, when Hook asked Emma how he was portrayed in mainstream media (you know, Disney movies), I really thought they’d hit rock bottom with the shameless plugging and nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness of it all. Then, they quoted just about every easily-recognizable song lyric from The…

It’s not so much a Christmas special as a holiday episode, but of all the holiday-themed television out there this episode still falls high on my list. The reversal of roles is super cool, and the family and forgiveness themes are sweet. And I can’t help it, I loved this show… way back before Shia…

Having only one remaining Golden Girl is like having a solid-colored rainbow. *Sigh* In honor of Rue McClanahan –

You won’t believe the things that Olympia Dukakis says in Cloudburst. If you can get through the entire movie without your mouth flopping open at least once, your jaw has stronger hinges than mine. It’s dialogue is written and delivered to shock, the turns in the plot designed to set up the next big joke….

I think I like drama. Then I’m given it, our bad girl backslides, and I’m like “Noooo! Don’t do iiiiitttttt!!!” Apparently, I only think I like drama when what I really like is a small window of pure happiness with prison smooches and a lengthy make out scene with intimate finger-sucking. Intimate finger-sucking! Thank you,…