Imaginary Bitches

Remember when you were a little girl and wanted to be a fairytale princess? Remember how you longed for some handsome prince to sweep in and romance you into idealistic oblivion? I don’t. Remember when My So Called Life aired and Angela’s intense Jordan Catalano crush so paralleled your own angsty high school experience? Yeah….

Three weeks behind on Once Upon a Time recaps, which means: a) the subtext has been painfully non-existent b) the show has been so painful, I don’t want to relive it c) I’ve busy with more important things d) all of the above Answer: d, but mostly a (if there had been something truly worth…

You know those times in life when everything goes wrong and yet somehow turns out better than right? That, in a tasty synopsis-y package, is the tale of how I came to meet RuPaul on Thursday. It all began when The Vaudevillians had only a short stint in New York. Since we were already going…