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First, #4: Ew!
Second, you really need to get back to your fanfics, like STAT! 😉
Hrrm, never done the first 3.
As for #4, her hair was a little too short to tell if it was curly, but beyond that it violated Mili’s Law the 4th, which is “Don’t stick it in the crazy”, so either way it was a bad idea.
And #5, that’s pretty much the only time I do dance, and I’ve done all four prohibited variations. I’m a bad monkey. 😉