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you’re a hustler, aren’t you? if not, you shoud try it and make that extra cash you need.
not to be pushy, i know you have a lot going on right now, but what’s up with the list?
I’m no hustler. If I were, I wouldn’t be a very good one. My pool game is directly related to how tired I am and what kind of mood I’m in. I have to be wide awake and happy and then I rock the pool table. If I am even slightly tired, haven’t had sufficient caffeine, or am feeling cranky, I totally suck.