Oh My Christ, I Love a Girl Who Googles Herself!

It was several years ago that I first fell into unrequited lust with Caitlin Keats. It was this Oil of Olay commercial that first carried her into the Realm of Riley™. Then came this Olay commercial and then this Olay commercial. She’s paying the bills with commercial work, because the powers that be are clearly…

This is how I know for sure that there was no Rapture on Saturday. This woman is still on Earth – This is Aunt Mary. You can call her that. Everybody does. Aunt Mary is my great aunt on my dad’s side. She lived about two blocks over from us throughout my entire childhood and,…

You know… spoilers. I’m just going to say it, this was a very confusing episode for me. Not because it had a shocking twist. Because as soon as Neal stumbled through the door of Gold’s shop, I felt like Spike in “The Weight of the World” <– Buffy reference. Neal is Gold. Gold’s Neal. They’re…