Gay Guys. What a Punchline!

Thank you Columbus, OH hotel room for providing me with a reference of what to see and do while I’m in town. I’m sure it’s interesting and informative. But is this really something you should leave in a room where people have to sleep? It’s cruel. If I want to be terrified before bed, I’ll…

Shawna just posed a question to me that I now must pose to the public at large. It’s not quite funny how we got there. You see, when I am in the midst of one of my headaches, Shawna has decided that I am roughly the equivalent of a three-year-old. I talk funny, I spill…

So, Shawna got the generic Hydrocortisone cream out of the medicine cabinet for personal rashy reasons. Don’t worry… not THAT personal. She didn’t, for instance, need the separate directions on the back of the tube specifically for “external anal itching,” though she did take note of them. Here are the directions – “When practical, cleanse…