You Have Cordially Been Invited to the Prison Talent Show

Thank you Columbus, OH hotel room for providing me with a reference of what to see and do while I’m in town. I’m sure it’s interesting and informative. But is this really something you should leave in a room where people have to sleep? It’s cruel. If I want to be terrified before bed, I’ll…

Do you all know about the movie 5ive Girls? Don’t worry if you don’t. In fact, not knowing about it is kind of a tribute to your taste. It’s not like people are going to be popping the anniversary disc of 5ive Girls into their high-def, Blu-Ray, ultimate infinity DVD players in 20 years, turning…