You Have Cordially Been Invited to the Prison Talent Show

Do you all know about the movie 5ive Girls? Don’t worry if you don’t. In fact, not knowing about it is kind of a tribute to your taste. It’s not like people are going to be popping the anniversary disc of 5ive Girls into their high-def, Blu-Ray, ultimate infinity DVD players in 20 years, turning…

Thank you Columbus, OH hotel room for providing me with a reference of what to see and do while I’m in town. I’m sure it’s interesting and informative. But is this really something you should leave in a room where people have to sleep? It’s cruel. If I want to be terrified before bed, I’ll…