You Have Cordially Been Invited to the Prison Talent Show

So, Shawna got the generic Hydrocortisone cream out of the medicine cabinet for personal rashy reasons. Don’t worry… not THAT personal. She didn’t, for instance, need the separate directions on the back of the tube specifically for “external anal itching,” though she did take note of them. Here are the directions – “When practical, cleanse…

Or maybe it is. I’m really not sure yet. So, I was spirited away for a weekend in Dallas to avoid the latest snow fall in our newest interim home. As we checked into the hotel, we saw someone in a costume in the lobby, who looked as if he or she (it was difficult…