You know those bags of vegetables that you can buy in the freezer section at the store? The kind that you can cook right in the bag that they come in? Now, that’s convenience. So, I just thought I’d make myself some green beans. That’s all. I had no intention beyond consumption of the healthy, yet yummy, bag of veggies. I threw the bag in the microwave, I came back over to the couch and KABLOOEY.
Here is an artistic rendering of events –
Some peoples recently got married in this neighborhood. Two of them, I assume, since society really likes its rules about marriage, and for some reason it makes sense to people to have two adults max in the majority of households, though sense says more people means more income, less work, and abundant lovin’. I know…
Heh, it looks like purr without the little symbol over the “u”. Thank you, PUR, for the little reusable sticker system that tells me when the filter is old and needs to be changed. Only, we go through a lot of filtered water up in here and your sticker system is off by like a…
Those of you who are my co-Twitterers might recall from a few weeks ago that the IRS thinks I owe them a substantial chunk of change. One reason for this is a failure to do some basic research. The other reason is because they are confused by the gay. Here’s how I told them that…
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were there instructions on the bag??
Oh no! And that art is so hilarious! 😀