I Feel Like I Just Took a Wrong Turn into a Stephen King Novel
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Dear China,
ByRileyI’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…
To Whom It May Concern at the IRS –
ByRileyThose of you who are my co-Twitterers might recall from a few weeks ago that the IRS thinks I owe them a substantial chunk of change. One reason for this is a failure to do some basic research. The other reason is because they are confused by the gay. Here’s how I told them that…
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Haha. That is definitely creepy.
What does it say about me that when you mentioned running down the hall and an ax that I pictured a naked Christian Bale running down the hallway with a chainsaw….