I Feel Like I Just Took a Wrong Turn into a Stephen King Novel

You know those bags of vegetables that you can buy in the freezer section at the store? The kind that you can cook right in the bag that they come in? Now, that’s convenience. So, I just thought I’d make myself some green beans. That’s all. I had no intention beyond consumption of the healthy,…

I swear to you, and to any God that you hold as truth, that I did not do this on purpose. I even left the toolbars at the top of the cropped photo to prove that it was just a glorious surprise. A couple of days ago, I was going through some pictures and I…

Those of you who are my co-Twitterers might recall from a few weeks ago that the IRS thinks I owe them a substantial chunk of change. One reason for this is a failure to do some basic research. The other reason is because they are confused by the gay. Here’s how I told them that…

Preface So, I intended this post to be supplementary to my cherry blossom post, because it happened in DC and it was logical. Some stuff happened with the world, though, and I find it in poor taste to complain about something completely insignificant when there’s some immediate, important shiz going on. Of course, there’s always…