I Feel Like I Just Took a Wrong Turn into a Stephen King Novel

Turn away Twilight fans or you shall hate me for all of eternity. I was just on IMDB and they do those little trivia bits on the front page. That’s how I ended up on the Twilight trivia page, where I found this – “Stephenie Meyer claims these authors partially inspired her: Jane Austen, Orson…

Preface So, I intended this post to be supplementary to my cherry blossom post, because it happened in DC and it was logical. Some stuff happened with the world, though, and I find it in poor taste to complain about something completely insignificant when there’s some immediate, important shiz going on. Of course, there’s always…

I’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…

We are no longer in California. Nor have we arrived at our new home. We are in moving limbo. As you crave my pain, this is a story I can’t wait to share with you. This is a story so terrifying, you will hide behind your hands and bite your nails down to the nubs….