I have to preface this, because I’ve been told that I shouldn’t have this list. Apparently, the fact that I can come up with one is “disturbing.” When Shawna told me this (who else?), I replied, “At least I don’t have a type. You have a type.” To which she said, “No, *long teenager-like pause…
Zelda *I’m not really what one might call a gamer, but, as far as gaming goes, I keep it old-school. I prefer my games without graphic violence and my controllers simple. That means Super Nintendo and Wii all the way.* Whenever I express my enjoyment of Zelda, I get told this: “You love to quest.” That…
Mario Kart *I’m not really what one might call a gamer, but, as far as gaming goes, I keep it old-school. I prefer my games without graphic violence and my controllers simple. That means Super Nintendo and Wii all the way.* Okay, so it’s just a glorified car racing game, but the glory is due….
Tetris *I’m not really what one might call a gamer, but, as far as gaming goes, I keep it old-school. I prefer my games without graphic violence and my controllers simple. That means Super Nintendo and Wii all the way.* It’s like a video puzzle or video blocks. And I dig both puzzles and blocks, so…
Pac-Man *I’m not really what one might call a gamer, but, as far as gaming goes, I keep it old-school. I prefer my games without graphic violence and my controllers simple. That means Super Nintendo and Wii all the way.* Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. You eat powerless pellets. You eat a…
Wii Fit Plus *I’m not really what one might call a gamer, but, as far as gaming goes, I keep it old-school. I prefer my games without graphic violence and my controllers simple. That means Super Nintendo and Wii all the way.* Not only is it better for you than an ass-sittin’ video game, Wii Fit…