7 Things: (Male!) Celebrities I Think are Sexy – Intro
I have to preface this, because I’ve been told that I shouldn’t have this list.
Apparently, the fact that I can come up with one is “disturbing.”
When Shawna told me this (who else?), I replied, “At least I don’t have a type. You have a type.”
To which she said, “No, *long teenager-like pause of emphasis* I don’t.”
And I said, “Really? Because you like…
…this guy …this guy …and this guy
…You have a type.”
Then, she didn’t want to talk to me anymore.
Anyway, I personally think that everyone should have a list just like this, no matter how very gay you may be. That way, if you ever find yourself in a Children of Men-type situation and they determine that you are the only woman on earth who retains the ability to procreate and ask you who you’d like to attempt procreation with first, you can whip out your list and say, “Line ’em up.”
Of course, if you ever find yourself in a Children of Men-type situation and they determine that you are the only woman on earth who retains the ability to procreate, might I suggest saying this instead –
“Just a thought, but don’t you think maybe the universe is trying to tell us something?”