Sometimes New is Better. Sometimes New is Microsoft.

1 – It’s time to get out of the shower, but instead of drying off you just stand there with the towel wrapped around you wishing you’d never gotten in in the first place. 2 – You wake up having to pee in the middle of the night and really consider just peeing the bed….

Calling someone “gainfully unemployed” (no, that’s not a typo), even when meant as an insult, is actually a compliment.

Yay! Good news! Albuquerque, whom I trust is no longer named Albuquerque, was adopted by someone other than us. This pleases me greatly, because now I can believe he has a yard and someone who is able to dedicate more time to their puppy love. I do wish I could have kept the little guy,…

Every rainbow has its pot of gold. It lies at rainbow’s end, that mystical place to which science tells us it is impossible to actually get. Metaphorically, this may be true as well, but we’ll get to that. Unless our early lives have been so tragic that we lose the ability, we all start out…