Being Sad Turns You Into a Red Stick Person With No Hair


Facebook Status Update Provides Alibi I’m not saying that anyone here is lying. But calling this a “rock-solid” alibi is hardly accurate. I guess what I’m saying is, if any of you are planning on committing a crime anytime soon, just shoot me the date and time of your impending law-breakin’ and your Facebook password…
Ah, the drafts saved in my dashboard right now, waiting to be written. Such a number of things have made me groan of late that I’ve started and stopped mid many a rant. Then, they pile up and I get stressed out by my own procrastination, and I want to delete my page and go…
When we were traveling across the country, one of our hotels was right next to an IHOP. While we don’t normally risk eating in restaurants, as the likelihood that I will end up in an MSG and other nasty food additive haze and then come crashing down with a throbbing headache and a bad attitude…
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I guess as long as you can live with the side effects, moping as a weight loss strategy? :o)
I’m so sorry to hear you’ve been moping. I know it doesn’t help, but I miss you tremendously and you are loved.
And by the way – unlike most people you don’t have to “attempt greatness.” You just simply are.
I think everyone mopes and self-doubts once and a while. If it doesn’t last too long I think it’s ok. I know I’m good at what I do. 97.68% of the time I’m great at my job. But then, there’s that 2.32% when I think I suck that I’m an idiot and I have no idea what I’m doing. Then I start thinking about what I can do not to suck. That’s when I realize that I’m already doing it so I come to the conclusion that I don’t actually suck.
I know you know you don’t suck and you got more greatness in you. But just in case here’s a little reminder:
– House Arrest parts 1 through 35
– Inamorata parts 1 through 36
– Temporary Girlfriend 1-20
– Conversations About a Redhead
– Between the Shadow and the Soul
– Extreme Sensitivity
And, of course “Bleeding through Kingdoms†which my 89-year-old grandmother is now reading and apparently enjoying a lot. She has to read with a magnifying glass so if she hasn’t given up yet it’s a very good sign.
You’re allowed a short period of moping but then you have to snap out of it. There are people depending on you and your everlasting greatness. :). And for all of you Joe six-packs out there doing a drinking game, ‘suck’.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go talk to a fictional San Francisco inspector. You think you’re the only crazy around here?
Love It! Miss you guys – xoxox