40 Hotties Over 40: #18 Salma Hayek (Age: 41)

Caliente in Ugly Betty.

Mucho caliente in
¡¡Fuego, fuego!!


And now with baby boobs!

Okay, that was crude… but funny!

And true!

The hotness here seems pretty self-explanatory really, so let’s discuss Bandidas instead. If you are a fan of subtext, and there is a pretty good chance that you are if you frequent (for you Nikky!) this blog, you must see this movie. It’s an old school western comedy, doesn’t take itself the least bit seriously, encompasses a love scene in which Salma and Penelope Cruz look more like they want to kiss each other than Steve Zahn, and the church brawl between the two leads is the funniest fight ever put to film. As for a happy ending… the subtext is left hanging enough for sweet dreams.

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  1. Pammykins!

    For as long as I have known you, it’s always been Angie. Don’t tell me that you have ANOTHER girl crush. Angie just lost her show and her excuse to be around her girlfriend fourteen hours a day, and now you are going to go and break her heart by telling her that she’s not your one and only. I am used to you harboring several boy crushes, but I really thought there was only one girl for you.


  2. Ahhh, my love is a fickle love. Okay, actually I’ve kind of been over Angie for a while now. She’s still gorgeous and still a great actress, but the girl is just too darn skinny. I think Salma’s gorgeous, but wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s my new girl crush. Sadly, there’s a hole where my girl crush should be that needs to be filled. Maybe I should take applications. 😛

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