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Foolproof Interrogation Technique
ByRileyHere’s what I’m thinking. Waterboarding is very bad. Simulating drowning IS torture, no matter what our backward government has to say about it. So, then how are we supposed to get the terrorists to talk? I’ll tell you how. Implement the Dolphin Plank Pose. Here’s how it works. A small wooden board covers the ground….
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“I once fucked Mother Teresa against a confessional wall in the Vatican.” – *snort* *cough* *splutter* Dammit, I was drinking that Pepsi!
And I believe you were completely justified in your mirth as well. 😉
Your mirth is completely justified. That’s just the kind of thing people find funny in this country. Er, Australia, that is.
I generally get odd looks when excitedly detailing things we dissect in lab. (I’ve yet to come up with something to follow that doesn’t sound creepy)
That’s the Webseries I wanna see: The Riley & Shawna Show 😀
So, I guess we’re all looking forward to Venice?
I do believe The Riley & Shawna Show would be interesting only half the time. The other half would be Shawna saying things like –
“Did you drink that water?”
“Call your sister.”
“Did you set the timer?”
Which would probably be funny for someone… but not for me 😉
Yes indeedy Tara, we do look forward to Venice.