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“I once fucked Mother Teresa against a confessional wall in the Vatican.” – *snort* *cough* *splutter* Dammit, I was drinking that Pepsi!
And I believe you were completely justified in your mirth as well. 😉
Your mirth is completely justified. That’s just the kind of thing people find funny in this country. Er, Australia, that is.
I generally get odd looks when excitedly detailing things we dissect in lab. (I’ve yet to come up with something to follow that doesn’t sound creepy)
That’s the Webseries I wanna see: The Riley & Shawna Show 😀
So, I guess we’re all looking forward to Venice?
I do believe The Riley & Shawna Show would be interesting only half the time. The other half would be Shawna saying things like –
“Did you drink that water?”
“Call your sister.”
“Did you set the timer?”
Which would probably be funny for someone… but not for me 😉
Yes indeedy Tara, we do look forward to Venice.