Riley Mails Books Late, The World Stays Balanced

Heh, it looks like purr without the little symbol over the “u”. Thank you, PUR, for the little reusable sticker system that tells me when the filter is old and needs to be changed. Only, we go through a lot of filtered water up in here and your sticker system is off by like a…

I’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…

Preface So, I intended this post to be supplementary to my cherry blossom post, because it happened in DC and it was logical. Some stuff happened with the world, though, and I find it in poor taste to complain about something completely insignificant when there’s some immediate, important shiz going on. Of course, there’s always…