Riley Mails Books Late, The World Stays Balanced

Turn away Twilight fans or you shall hate me for all of eternity. I was just on IMDB and they do those little trivia bits on the front page. That’s how I ended up on the Twilight trivia page, where I found this – “Stephenie Meyer claims these authors partially inspired her: Jane Austen, Orson…

Preface So, I intended this post to be supplementary to my cherry blossom post, because it happened in DC and it was logical. Some stuff happened with the world, though, and I find it in poor taste to complain about something completely insignificant when there’s some immediate, important shiz going on. Of course, there’s always…

Those of you who are my co-Twitterers might recall from a few weeks ago that the IRS thinks I owe them a substantial chunk of change. One reason for this is a failure to do some basic research. The other reason is because they are confused by the gay. Here’s how I told them that…

I’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…