Riley Mails Books Late, The World Stays Balanced

Those of you who are my co-Twitterers might recall from a few weeks ago that the IRS thinks I owe them a substantial chunk of change. One reason for this is a failure to do some basic research. The other reason is because they are confused by the gay. Here’s how I told them that…

You know those bags of vegetables that you can buy in the freezer section at the store? The kind that you can cook right in the bag that they come in? Now, that’s convenience. So, I just thought I’d make myself some green beans. That’s all. I had no intention beyond consumption of the healthy,…

Heh, it looks like purr without the little symbol over the “u”. Thank you, PUR, for the little reusable sticker system that tells me when the filter is old and needs to be changed. Only, we go through a lot of filtered water up in here and your sticker system is off by like a…