Late Night Fire Drills


I have nothing to add to this. It is sheer eloquence. “History will judge us all very, very harshly.” – Representative Steve Simon
I know, I know, award shows aren’t exactly the place to glean essential life lessons, but these aren’t exactly essential life lessons. They’re more like casual observations that have an element of something resembling something worth knowing. So, here they are. The ten things I learned from this years Oscars, in order of increasing importance,…
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My advice, should you choose to accept it, move to an apartment closer to ground level. That way should you actually become trapped in your apt. you can possibly jump and not be damaged too severely. Or at the very least the firefighters will get to you first.
You could also sleep with a fire extinguisher under your bed.
Growing up we had fire alarms that were wicked sensitive to smoke and heat, to the point that the fire alarm going off meant “dinner’s ready”.