Parkas for Everybody!

We’ve just lost one of our best running jokes. “Have you seen my shoes?” “They’re in the closet… behind Chely.” Never fear, we have plenty of celebs left that we can drop into the void left behind by Chely’s coming out. I’m not naming names, but the first one sounds like Barishka. Chely Wright was…

Remember when you were a little girl and wanted to be a fairytale princess? Remember how you longed for some handsome prince to sweep in and romance you into idealistic oblivion? I don’t. Remember when My So Called Life aired and Angela’s intense Jordan Catalano crush so paralleled your own angsty high school experience? Yeah….

– OR – Emma and Regina Stop Pretending They’re Not Canon – OR – Henry Has Two Mommies In the unlikely case that one of you kickass individuals fails to read through the primary and secondary titles of this post to determine that it will, in fact, spoil the fuck out of the season premiere…