One American Mother’s Humble Opinion

I think I like drama. Then I’m given it, our bad girl backslides, and I’m like “Noooo! Don’t do iiiiitttttt!!!” Apparently, I only think I like drama when what I really like is a small window of pure happiness with prison smooches and a lengthy make out scene with intimate finger-sucking. Intimate finger-sucking! Thank you,…

I spend so much of my time coming up with awesome characters, plots and dialogue for Dina Meyer, and yet she never calls me.

My nephew’s 8th grade graduation was last night. He went to a Catholic school, so it was in a Catholic church. And mass happened first… which no one warned us about. Though Shawna always enjoys the cardio workout – and comic relief – of a Catholic service. Up, down, up, down… chant, chant, chant. Anyway,…

This is how I know for sure that there was no Rapture on Saturday. This woman is still on Earth – This is Aunt Mary. You can call her that. Everybody does. Aunt Mary is my great aunt on my dad’s side. She lived about two blocks over from us throughout my entire childhood and,…