Note to Yourselves

Shawna said she was buying me a Mustang, red or blue with racing seats, and that we were no longer paying any bills we don’t like. I didn’t take the opposing side in either of these debates, because there are definitely a few bills I hold a grudge against and I desperately need a muscle…

 – OR (if these were episodes of Friends) – The One Where Emma and Regina are Stronger Than Nature & The One With the Moment Emma Fell in Love with Regina My effort to get two books out in a short period has gotten me behind double, and probably a double-behind too, but sometimes one…