Kanye Line Jumped Me

– OR – When Product Placement Becomes Plot A few weeks ago, when Hook asked Emma how he was portrayed in mainstream media (you know, Disney movies), I really thought they’d hit rock bottom with the shameless plugging and nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness of it all. Then, they quoted just about every easily-recognizable song lyric from The…

This many episodes from one subtextual moment to the next, and this is all we get? For shame! Well, I guess on with it then… SPOILERS. Yada yada yada. **************************************************************************************** Apparently, it was “spoiled” that there would be a surprising romance this week on Once Upon a Time. It wasn’t surprising. And we all knew…

This one is for all those who need a crash course in the hot newly-out lesbian singer’s music. Because the last thing I want is for all of you excited lady-lovers to go Googling and stumble across “He’s a Good Ole Boy” first. So, here’s a (totally subjective) suggested listening list (to some extent in…

This is how I know for sure that there was no Rapture on Saturday. This woman is still on Earth – This is Aunt Mary. You can call her that. Everybody does. Aunt Mary is my great aunt on my dad’s side. She lived about two blocks over from us throughout my entire childhood and,…