One American Mother’s Humble Opinion

We’ve just lost one of our best running jokes. “Have you seen my shoes?” “They’re in the closet… behind Chely.” Never fear, we have plenty of celebs left that we can drop into the void left behind by Chely’s coming out. I’m not naming names, but the first one sounds like Barishka. Chely Wright was…

– OR – When Product Placement Becomes Plot A few weeks ago, when Hook asked Emma how he was portrayed in mainstream media (you know, Disney movies), I really thought they’d hit rock bottom with the shameless plugging and nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness of it all. Then, they quoted just about every easily-recognizable song lyric from The…

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little misery. I’ve been told that I love this next special because it’s so sad most of the way through. It even has a title song with such uplifting lyrics as: “Nestor was a donkey who seldom laughed or played ‘Cause no one ever used him in the stable…