A Ditty Goes Sexy

– OR – Emma and Regina Stop Pretending They’re Not Canon – OR – Henry Has Two Mommies In the unlikely case that one of you kickass individuals fails to read through the primary and secondary titles of this post to determine that it will, in fact, spoil the fuck out of the season premiere…

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little misery. I’ve been told that I love this next special because it’s so sad most of the way through. It even has a title song with such uplifting lyrics as: “Nestor was a donkey who seldom laughed or played ‘Cause no one ever used him in the stable…