7 Things: And Seven Movies Even a Hottie Couldn’t Save – #3


Roselyn Sanchez is so freakin’ hot. Whether she’s playing FBI or a ballerina, she’s sexy with three “X”s. Like this —> SeXXXy.

Still, I couldn’t regret watching this movie more. It was so unbelievably bad. Oy.

But the absolute worst thing about this movie is that, when it starts out, it sort of fools you. For a few minutes, you think it’s just different – some quirky characters, reasonably interesting set-up, Andy Dick walking that fine line between interesting and super irritating.

Generally, different is good.

Then, you discover that the set-up isn’t really set-up. It’s like a stupid, frantic pace for the entire movie. And Andy Dick crosses the line permanently and becomes one of the most irritating characters in the history of film. And your mind starts to wander. And you start to wonder if you did something to deserve the viewing of this film.

That’s Larceny as I remember it.

It’s the worst Roselyn Sanchez movie I’ve seen, and, for the record, I watched Boat Trip.

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