7 Things: And Seven Movies Even a Hottie Couldn’t Save – #1
Okay, I know that I already used this movie as a “Bad” last year, but, seriously, I cannot say enough horrible things about it.
I would like to think that there is a level of disgusting at which all people hit the wall. I would like to think that, but The Human Centipede exists, as well as The Human Centipede II, and I just learned a few months ago about 2 Girls 1 Cup, so, if the human race does have a cut-off point, it clearly far exceeds mine.
That does not, however, mean that I am for censorship. As long as no one gets hurt, I frankly don’t care what anyone does, watches or gets off on. I’m a big girl and I am quite capable of avoiding those things that skeeve me.
Unless it has a hottie in it.
Of course, I didn’t know the gross-out factors in this movie before I watched it. And, even if I had, I still probably would have given it a try. In comparison to the above-mentioned gross-out movies, and, from what I understand, movies like the Hostel franchise, the skeevy scenes in this movie were a barely a blip on the radar.
Still, though, Laura Elena is supposed to be sexy and classy. She is. And she WAS sexy in Ghost Son.
As delectable as her breasts do appear, though, I never needed to see an infant trying to chew off her nipple.