The Most Obvious Punchline Ever


When I was a kid, I was freaking terrified of clowns. So scared that I used to get up out of my bed at night, take the clown doll from my bedroom, sneak into my parents room and hide the thing under stuff in their closet. This fear, of course, came from exposure to Poltergeist…
He’s feared across the Seven Seas, he’s distracting in his cuteness and he’s so comfortable in his mousehood that he wears earrings in both ears. He’s Mouse Pirate! He gets his ladies through wooing and asks politely forΒ his doubloons. He is not a mouse who takes by force. Except for cheese. He’ll take cheese…
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What, was that it? I think you left out some of the story.
Haha. Nice one π
Did you hear Crystal Chappell is going back to Days of Our Lives? Sad times.
Come on, Tara. That really wasn’t bad enough of a story to explain why I have no career in comedy. That is a truly, truly bad joke. And kind of in bad taste too, which was really the only worthwhile part of it.
Thanks, ShayG… knew you’d have my back π
Yes, I heard the Crystal Chappell news. It didn’t take me terribly by surprise. I really didn’t see there being much hope once they announced GL’s cancellation.
It also partially explains why we’re friends. π