He’s feared across the Seven Seas, he’s distracting in his cuteness and he’s so comfortable in his mousehood that he wears earrings in both ears.

He’s Mouse Pirate!

He gets his ladies through wooing and asks politely for  his doubloons. He is not a mouse who takes by force.

Except for cheese. He’ll take cheese out of the mouth of a baby giraffe.

I don’t even know if giraffes eat cheese.