Ultimate Guilty Pleasures

He’s feared across the Seven Seas, he’s distracting in his cuteness and he’s so comfortable in his mousehood that he wears earrings in both ears. He’s Mouse Pirate! He gets his ladies through wooing and asks politely for  his doubloons. He is not a mouse who takes by force. Except for cheese. He’ll take cheese…

When I was a kid, I was freaking terrified of clowns. So scared that I used to get up out of my bed at night, take the clown doll from my bedroom, sneak into my parents room and hide the thing under stuff in their closet. This fear, of course, came from exposure to Poltergeist…