Run, Neon Tiger, There’s a Price on Your Head… and Other Words of Wisdom from the Road

Here’s a little something of absolutely no importance. I do this to people all the time. I finally got got by it. This is the result.

Remember that time I went to Italy and it took me five months to write about it? The funny part is I saved Italy for last because, though I know it’s cliche, Italy was, in fact, the place that grabbed me most. Sixteen-euro, thimble-sized Hemingway Bellinis, authentic food at establishments that may or may not…