Riley Says Read This

You know those times when you laugh so hard for so long that you actually try to withhold your laughter because you are in so much physical pain? Your head aches, your jaws ache, your neck aches and your ribs feel like someone’s been using you as a boxing dummy. Isn’t that the best? Well,…

Oh, Once Upon a Time, it’s a damn good thing I’m a slave to subtext (and now to Lana Parrilla). Ah well, it’s hardly the first time I’ve watched a show’s entire run for subtext and hotties alone. I won’t grumble about stuff – like Gold as “family” or Henry as the show’s moral authority….

This isn’t just any copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant… This is my childhood copy of The Saggy Baggy Elephant, procured not all that long ago from the few items that remain in my great aunt’s house. If you haven’t read The Saggy Baggy Elephant, this is your spoiler alert. I’m about to give away…