Caliente in Ugly Betty. Mucho caliente in ¡¡Fuego, fuego!! And now with baby boobs! Okay, that was crude… but funny! And true! The hotness here seems pretty self-explanatory really, so let’s discuss Bandidas instead. If you are a fan of subtext, and there is a pretty good chance that you are if you frequent (for…
There are worse things to be known as for all of eternity than Lorelai Gilmore, even if those last couple seasons of Gilmore Girls were… um… er… uneven. But still, what a hot mama. She does seem a little bit spastic. She jumped off of furniture on Ellen’s talk show before Tom Cruise had his…
Let the flaming begin. That’s right, Sandra Bernhard. I’ll say it again even. Sandra Bernhard. Is she hot in the traditional sense of the word? Does her beauty make one swoon upon sight? Perhaps not. But in many, considerably more important, ways, Sandra Bernhard is hotness personified. Talented, confident, brassy, courageous, and with twice the…
Even more than her regal hotness factor… …the thing that I love about Vanessa Williams is that she is FIERCE. Okay, so it’s true that she is often typecast in just this type of role, but I can’t help it, I still love it. Every time I see her in anything, I’m all like “She’s…
She is, hands down, the hottest desperate housewife. That’s all there is to it. Felicity Huffman, to me, just screams sexy librarian. I’m not sure why. That’s just what I see when I look at her. She has a talent and a certain something and a cool husband, and it all just works for me….
I don’t have much to say about Sandra Bullock. Here she is though. She is hot. And she is over forty. Therefore, as far as this list goes, she does belong. See, I feel as if, throughout her career, Sandra Bullock has had a difficult time deciding if she wants to be in good movies or bad…