Facebook Status Update Provides Alibi
I’m not saying that anyone here is lying. But calling this a “rock-solid” alibi is hardly accurate.
I guess what I’m saying is, if any of you are planning on committing a crime anytime soon, just shoot me the date and time of your impending law-breakin’ and your Facebook password and I’ve got you covered.
– OR – There’s a Fine Line Between Good Customer Service and Being a Creeper I’ve been a magnet for bizarre customer service this week. Granted, the first one I kind of had coming. That doesn’t make it any less creepy. I mean, just because a young couple in love falls asleep on a raft…
Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.
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Finally the last piece to the puzzle. Now I can start my crime spree.