Late Night Fire Drills


Boots up in 7 seconds! No traditional hard drive! No need for anti-virus software! Never worry about anything. Google will take care of it for you. Get on-board Google’s new Chrome OS. This is my favorite part – “Chrome OS netbooks will not have traditional hard disk drives — they will rely on non-volatile flash…
The day you celebrate how long you’ve had a mom… or something like that. I saw mine. And my sister – also a mom. And my Aunt Mary – a surrogate mom. And a lady that I haven’t seen since I was a teenager – a mom, but not related to me at all in…
Outside the house that I grew up in, there was this massive tree, one of the biggest I’ve ever seen in a residential neighborhood. The roots of that tree were so strong that they were intrusive. The two squares of sidewalk nearest the tree’s base sat at a seventy-degree angle against the trunk, and the…
Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.
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My advice, should you choose to accept it, move to an apartment closer to ground level. That way should you actually become trapped in your apt. you can possibly jump and not be damaged too severely. Or at the very least the firefighters will get to you first.
You could also sleep with a fire extinguisher under your bed.
Growing up we had fire alarms that were wicked sensitive to smoke and heat, to the point that the fire alarm going off meant “dinner’s ready”.