I’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry older women, which, of course, goes completely against the proper order of things, per Hollywood.

Nah. I’m not sorry. See where misogyny gets you, bitches?